Dear Mr. Big Dubya,
As you know, I'm a very frequent contributor to DadCentric, perhaps the finest collective daddy blog on the planet. This makes me kind of a big deal.
Since I'm such an important blogger, I occasionally get treats in the mail. Sometimes it's tickets to a crappy movie. Other times it's a book I'll never read. Occasionally, it's something fucking awesome.
Did I mention I got Gears of War 2?
What's that? You say you DIDN'T? Oh, that's a shame. Perhaps YOU should become a semi-infamous blogger. Then you'd get the thrill of wasting an army of Locusts with a flamethrower or mortars, or feel the satisfying crunch of your enemy's head under your boot. I can tell you, it's a sweetness that tickles as it courses down your spine.
I'm not one to rub anything in, you know. I'm classy that way. I'm just sayin'....
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